Futurama (TV Series)

The Why of Fry (2003)

Frank Welker: Nibbler

Quotes 

• Nibbler : What is one life weighed against the entire universe?

  Fry : But it was my life!

• Nibbler : I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza.

  Mr. Panucci : One pie, nothing good on it. Name?

  Nibbler : I period C period Wiener.

  Mr. Panucci : Uh, talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you or something.

• Nibbler : Do you remember some months ago when the Earth was under attack by flying brains?

  Fry : Hmmm. I remember the square-dancing stomachs, but that might have been a Mylanta commercial.

• Nibbler : I didn't travel back in time! My people lack that ability.

  Fry : But... I know you in the future! I clean your poop!

  Nibbler : Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

• Ken : For a thousand years, the evil Brains have been constructing the Infosphere, a giant memory bank the size of three ordinary memory banks.

  Fry : What's so evil about that?

  Fiona : They plan to collect all information in the universe and store it in the sphere.

  Fry : So they're trying to learn things?

  Fiona : Right.

  Fry : Those bastards!

  Nibbler : Being brains, they feel compelled to know everything, and soon they will.

  Fry : I'm as mad as I've ever been!

  Ken : Once their task is complete, they will ensure that no new information arises in the only way possible: by destroying the universe.

  Fry : Now it's personal!

• Fry : [discussing Fry being his own grandfather as a result of going back in time and getting with his grandmother]  I did do the nasty in the past-y.

  Nibbler : Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!

• Ken : Does he not know?

  Nibbler : He does not know.

  Fiona : He knows not?

  Nibbler : Knows not does he.

  Nibblonian : Not he knows?

  Ken : Enough!

• Fry : Aw, Nibbler, at least I'm important to you, even if only 'cause I clean up your poop.

  Nibbler : The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance.

  Fry : [nods in agreement until he realizes]  Gaah! D-D-Did you just talk?

  Nibbler : Indeed. And I have other amazing powers as well.

  Fry : Like what?

  [Nibbler knocks Fry unconscious and drags him away] 

• Fry : [discussing Fry being his own grandfather as a result of going back in time and getting with his grandmother]  I did do the nasty in the past-y.

  Nibbler : Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!

• Fry : [Waking up after Nibbler knocks him out]  Are you my mommy?

  Nibbler : Negative.

• Fry : Oh, no! Wait! I'm gonna get trapped in the Infosphere again! Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks!

  Nibbler : [Fry fades away]  In a thousand years, I'll get right on it.