Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : Well, I guess I'll be going, Harry. I'm sorry Blanche wasn't here. You know, when I phoned her this morning she said there was a salesman at the door with a bald head and I was dying to find out if she bought one!

• Harry Morton : Officer, what seems to be the trouble?

  Motorcycle Cop : She went through a 20 mile zone at 30 miles an hour.

  Gracie Allen : So what? Yesterday, I went through that same zone at 10 miles an hour, so it owed me 10!