Angela Lansbury: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• George : Do you mean to tell me our little Chief Cochise tied you up like this?

  Angela : No, dear - this is the way I always relax in the afternoon. I suppose you're surprised?

  George : I am, a little. I didn't know he could tie a half-hitch.

• Angela : George, you've got to do something about your son!

  George : My son? My son... when he's bad he's my son, when he's good he's your son!

  Angela : He's never good.

  George : He's my son.

• Angela : George, will you just tell me where you've been?

  George : Where I've been? You know, the way you talk, you're the only that does any work around here. You know where I've been? I'll tell you where I've been. I've been out all day long with this...

  [George holds up his guitar case] 

  George : ...and you know where I've been with this? I've been from producer's office to producer's office to producer's office to...

  [a set of golf clubs fall from George's guitar case] 

  George : ...producer's office - and you know, not one of them producers had time to play golf.

  Angela : Golf? Golf? Honestly, George, that's all you've got in your head - eighteen holes.

• [while listening to Angela, George idlely swings one of his golf clubs] 

  Angela : George, honey, why don't you take an interest in your son. Go on in and talk to him, have a man to man chat with the boy, huh. Go on!

  George : All right, I will, but I don't think this is the proper club.

• Peggy King : Oh, that Georgie Gobel! Oh, he's so cute, he just kills me. Isn't he cute, Angela? What a voice.

  Angela Lansbury : Mm-hmm. I like his range.

  Peggy King : Oh, gee, I'm crazy about his whole kitchen.

• Angela Lansbury : Look, Peggy, have you seen my garter? I've got to have a garter. Could I borrow one of yours?

  Peggy King : Oh, I don't wear a garter.

  Angela Lansbury : Well, how do you keep your stockings from sagging?

  Peggy King : Oh, I just pull them up all the way and tuck them under my shoulder straps.