Get Smart (TV Series)

Hoo Done It (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Mr. Shurok, does the name KAOS mean anything to you?

  Shurok : KAOS? The international organization of evil? Formed in 1904 in Bucharest? Designed to forment unrest and revolution around the world?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes.

  Shurok : I never heard of it.

• The Contessa : I feel so safe with you protecting me, Mr. Smart.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Well, I don't like to boast, but of all the hundreds of people that I've guarded, I've only lost three.

  [the Contessa opens her make-up compact and is immediately killed by a burst of poison gas] 

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Would you believe four?

• Maxwell Smart : Killed by an exploding birthday cake. 99, there's something funny going on around here.

• # 99 : Max, this hotel gives me the creeps. Exploding birthday cakes, volcanoes. Why would anybody wanna come here?

  Maxwell Smart : Well for one thing 99, you can't beat the rates.

• Maxwell Smart : Hi Hoo, how are ya?

  Harry Hoo : Eh, not too happy, Mr. Smart.

  # 99 : What's wrong?

  Harry Hoo : Well to be too happy is to invite trouble from Hawaiian god Kina-Hora.

• Maxwell Smart : How come all your suits are exactly the same?

  Harry Hoo : Oh, beg to differ. All have different styles!

  Maxwell Smart : Oh. Well I guess all Chinese suits look alike to me.

• Harry Hoo : Sorry, but humble detective think you are lying.

  Von Werner : And I think you are a fool.

  Maxwell Smart : Now wait a minute, you can't talk that way to the world's greatest detective!

  Harry Hoo : Eh, eh, control yourself, Mr. Smart. As Confucius say: stick and stones may break my bone but name will never hurt me.

  Maxwell Smart : Confucius said that?

  Maxwell Smart : As a child. And now, Von Werner, what are your hobbies?

  Von Werner : Water polo, classical music und torture.

• # 99 : [Max and 99 are preparing a raft]  Max, there's a storm brewing. It's gonna be very dangerous to try to row to the mainland.

  Maxwell Smart : I suppose so, but someones gotta get to the mainland and tell 'em that whe're stranded out here with a crazy maniacal KAOS killer.

  # 99 : I guess you're right. Goodbye, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Goodbye 99, and good luck.

  [hands her the ore] 

• Maxwell Smart : [Gazzman, barely breathing, whisper something in Harry Hoo's ear]  What is he saying?

  Harry Hoo : He says your knee is on his chest.

  Maxwell Smart : Sorry about that.

• Maxwell Smart : Of course. A pinch of casteroid potassium, a deadly poison.

  Harry Hoo : I do not understand why Von Werner did not notice casteroid potassium in tea?

  Maxwell Smart : How could he? It tastes like any one of a thousand other poisons.

  Harry Hoo : [pause]  Amazing...