Get Smart (TV Series)

Hoo Done It (1966)

Joey Forman: Harry Hoo

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Hi Hoo, how are ya?

  Harry Hoo : Eh, not too happy, Mr. Smart.

  # 99 : What's wrong?

  Harry Hoo : Well to be too happy is to invite trouble from Hawaiian god Kina-Hora.

• Maxwell Smart : How come all your suits are exactly the same?

  Harry Hoo : Oh, beg to differ. All have different styles!

  Maxwell Smart : Oh. Well I guess all Chinese suits look alike to me.

• Ben Gazzman : My name is Ben Gazzman. I guess you'd call me an adventurer. I go about the world drinking, loving, driving fast cars. Trying to crowd as many experiences as I can into my life. See, the doctor told me I only have two years to live.

  Harry Hoo : When did he tell you that?

  Ben Gazzman : 1944.

• Harry Hoo : Sorry, but humble detective think you are lying.

  Von Werner : And I think you are a fool.

  Maxwell Smart : Now wait a minute, you can't talk that way to the world's greatest detective!

  Harry Hoo : Eh, eh, control yourself, Mr. Smart. As Confucius say: stick and stones may break my bone but name will never hurt me.

  Maxwell Smart : Confucius said that?

  Maxwell Smart : As a child. And now, Von Werner, what are your hobbies?

  Von Werner : Water polo, classical music und torture.

• Maxwell Smart : [Gazzman, barely breathing, whisper something in Harry Hoo's ear]  What is he saying?

  Harry Hoo : He says your knee is on his chest.

  Maxwell Smart : Sorry about that.

• Maxwell Smart : Of course. A pinch of casteroid potassium, a deadly poison.

  Harry Hoo : I do not understand why Von Werner did not notice casteroid potassium in tea?

  Maxwell Smart : How could he? It tastes like any one of a thousand other poisons.

  Harry Hoo : [pause]  Amazing...