Get Smart (TV Series)

Pheasant Under Glass (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Chief : [meeting on the moon]  What took you so long? Do you know what time it is?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, well, 99's mother called us just before we left Earth.

  Chief : Well, this is probably the last time we'll be able to have these secret meetings on the moon anyway. Now that the astronauts have landed successfully, there'll probably be a lot more of them coming.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, we really shouldn't complain, Chief, we've had it for four years.

• Chief : Larrabee, has that sample come back from the Control lab yet?

  Larabee : It's on my desk, Chief.

  Chief : Bring it in.

  Larabee : I'll need somebody to help me, that desk is pretty heavy.

  Maxwell Smart : I'll help ya, Larrabee.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, Chief. If she's gonna go in and sing that note to break that glass, we got to get her into KAOS headquarters.

  Chief : That's already been taken care of, Max. Belasco, like all KAOS agents, is an opera lover.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, Chief. If my face is so well known, supposing I had it changed?

  Chief : Max, the recital is tomorrow night. You know how long plastic surgery takes.

  Maxwell Smart : Not if I go to Proctor.

  Chief : Who's Proctor?

  Maxwell Smart : Hector Proctor.

  Chief : Who's Hector Proctor?

  Maxwell Smart : A Doctor. Doctor Hector Proctor.