Get Smart (TV Series)
Ship of Spies: Part 2 (1966)
Barbara Feldon: #99
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : 99, I'm positive that this is the section of the rail that gave way.
Agent 99 : I'm sure you're right, Max but look, there's not a sign of any damage.
Maxwell Smart : Yes, well just put two and two together and that means?
Agent 99 : That someone fixed it quietly during the night.
Maxwell Smart : Or else the entire ship has been replaced.
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Agent 44 : [hiding in a funnel] What took you so long to get here?
Maxwell Smart : Well, first of all, we had to decode that secret message you left on the porthole.
Agent 44 : Was it hard? You know, secret messages are one of my specialties.
Maxwell Smart : I've seen harder...
Agent 99 : [lying] Max figured it out right away.
Agent 44 : You did? Well you wait until next time. I've got a humdinger. You'll never get it!
Maxwell Smart : What are you talking about, 44? What good is a secret message if n one cn understand it?
Agent 44 : Listen, 86, I don't have much fun on this job. There's no mingling with the glamorous passengers. No deck tennis. No gala evenings at the captain's table. No, no, not for me.
Maxwell Smart : Take it easy, 44, take it easy!
Agent 44 : I mean, a spy can only take so muuch. Funnels and portholes and sleeping in the cargo hold. Hiding, always hiding. I want to come in from the cold.