Get Smart (TV Series)

Ship of Spies: Part 2 (1966)

Victor French: Agent 44

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• Agent 44 : [hiding in a funnel]  What took you so long to get here?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, first of all, we had to decode that secret message you left on the porthole.

  Agent 44 : Was it hard? You know, secret messages are one of my specialties.

  Maxwell Smart : I've seen harder...

  Agent 99 : [lying]  Max figured it out right away.

  Agent 44 : You did? Well you wait until next time. I've got a humdinger. You'll never get it!

  Maxwell Smart : What are you talking about, 44? What good is a secret message if n one cn understand it?

  Agent 44 : Listen, 86, I don't have much fun on this job. There's no mingling with the glamorous passengers. No deck tennis. No gala evenings at the captain's table. No, no, not for me.

  Maxwell Smart : Take it easy, 44, take it easy!

  Agent 44 : I mean, a spy can only take so muuch. Funnels and portholes and sleeping in the cargo hold. Hiding, always hiding. I want to come in from the cold.