Get Smart (TV Series)

Shipment to Beirut (1966)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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• Maxwell Smart : No 99, I can't let you do it, it's too risky. No, it's out of the question. And there's nothing that you can say or do that will make me change my mind. That's final, that settles it, that's it.

  # 99 : But Max, I want to.

  Maxwell Smart : Ok.

• Maxwell Smart : [speaking on 99's cologne bottle phone]  Good idea, 99. And just so nobody will recognize me, I'll disguise my face.

  # 99 : [speaking on her compact phone]  But Max, if you disguise your face, how will I recognize you?

  Maxwell Smart : [sprays himself in the face with the cologne bottle again in order to reply]  Just look for a man who smells like a woman.

• Maxwell Smart : Oh, and one more thing: you were wrong about where.

  Chief : I was wrong about what?

  Maxwell Smart : Not what, where. You see, knowing how the shipment was sent didn't tell us who, it only told us why.

  Chief : What are you talking about?

  # 99 : How and when didn't tell us what and where.

  Chief : You too?

  # 99 : When we knew what and how, we should have known when and where.

  Maxwell Smart : No, why and who told us when and where.