"Get Smart" The Not-So-Great Escape: Part 1 (TV Episode 1969) - Don Adams as Maxwell Smart

Larabee : Why, I have worse news: Harvey just closed the Control delicatessen and went home.

Maxwell Smart : You're kidding, why?

Larabee : He said with only three Control agents left in Washington, he can't afford to stay open any longer.

Agent 99 : [on phone] Right, just as soon as he gets in.

[hangs up]

Agent 99 : What are we gonna do?

Larabee : There's only one thing we can do: eat across the street at Angelo's.
Maxwell Smart : [in phone booth] Hello Chief, this is Max. Well, I got Kendall here to the airport without anything going wrong. This is one Control agent that KAOS is not gonna get their hands on. By this time Tomorrow, Kendall will be in London, delivering the top secret defence plans to Nato. What's that? Oh really? Oh, thank you.

[disconnects call]

Maxwell Smart : Hello operator? I just got the wrong number.
Maxwell Smart : So that's how you did it: the old check the baggage, take out the insurance, page 'em on the phone, spin the booth trick.

Nova : It's an old trick, Smart, but it's an effective one. As 21 of your Control agents before you can vouch.
Maxwell Smart : [posing as Major Kessler] Zit is KAOS, we don't eh...

Siegfried : Chickie Chickie Chi...

Maxwell Smart : We don't do zat here.

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart