The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)
Son of the Curse (1969)
Roy Dean: Mr. Becker
Quotes
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Carolyn Muir : [at Claymore's funeral] Mr. Becker, why are there two coffins?
Mr. Becker : One for Claymore and one for his money.
Claymore Gregg : Why didn't I think of that?
Capt. Daniel Gregg : You will.
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Claymore Gregg : [negotiating his own funeral] The limousine for the family, you say. How much without the limousine?
Mr. Becker : Without?
Claymore Gregg : Mm-hm. You see, Mr. Becker, there is no family.
Mr. Becker : Oh...
Claymore Gregg : Mm-hm.
Mr. Becker : Well, what about yourself?
Claymore Gregg : I'll be riding in the hearse.
Mr. Becker : I'm afraid that's rather irregular.
Claymore Gregg : Not if you're dead.
Mr. Becker : Oh, I see. It's for yourself.
Claymore Gregg : Uh-huh.
Mr. Becker : Well, such forethought.
Claymore Gregg : Well...
Mr. Becker : I wish there were more people like you. As I always say, "The dead should plan ahead."