- Jonathan Muir: Can we stay up late tonight?
- Carolyn Muir: You can stay up until 9:30.
- Candice Muir: I should be able to stay up later than him, 'cause I'm older.
- Carolyn Muir: All right. 9:31.
- Candice Muir: Thanks a lot
- Martha Grant: How can Claymore think it's so good?
- Carolyn Muir: Well, you know, it COULD be good if it were absolute, unbelievably, ridiculously bad.
- Martha Grant: It IS absolute, unbelievably bad right now.
- Carolyn Muir: But not ridiculously.
- Martha Grant: Wanna bet?
- Carolyn Muir: No.
- Claymore Gregg: [encouragement before the curtain rises] Let's get out there and kill them.
- Martha Grant: We may have to in self-defense.
- Carolyn Muir: Was the first rehearsal as bad as I think it was?
- Martha Grant: Well, I, um... really couldn't say.
- Carolyn Muir: Why?
- Martha Grant: Because I slept through it.
- Carolyn Muir: Was that bad, huh?
- Martha Grant: If there was any way of bottling it, it would do away with sleeping pills.
- Martha Grant: [as Claymore hangs from the pulley system] Whadda ya know? We finally found the curtain rope.