Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Gilligan, the Goddess (1967)
Bob Denver: Gilligan
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Quotes
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[Mr. Howell, the Professor, and Skipper are dressed as women in an attempt to fool some visiting natives looking for a "white goddess" to throw into their volcano]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : [chuckling] Well, I must say, you two are a gruesome twosome!
Thurston Howell III : You don't make us a thrillsome threesome, I might say.
Professor Roy Hinkley : You know, I don't think this is going to work.
Thurston Howell III : Maxine, I don't know about you and Laverne, but I'm getting out of this.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Wait a minute! Where's Gilligan? Gilligan?
[shouting]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Gilligan!
Gilligan : [running in to hut] Somebody call... me?
Gilligan : I'd hate to judge this beauty contest, because nobody'd win!
[giggles]
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Professor Roy Hinkley : He might be able to pull it off.
Gilligan : Oh, no. I'm not gonna dress up like a girl!
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Oh, yes you are! And that's an order!
Gilligan : I'm not gonna dress up like a girl, and you can't make me.
[scene segues to Gilligan in drag]
Gilligan : You can't make me! You can't make me!