Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving (2002)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

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• Lorelai : Hey, Kirk, discover a new freaky fetish?

  Kirk Gleason : What?

  Rory : Nothing. You buy a cat?

  Kirk Gleason : Yep! I'm very excited.

  Lorelai : You seem it. So what's all this?

  Rory : I'm assuming there's nothing left in the store.

  Kirk Gleason : Actually there are a number of things left.

  Rory : No, I meant, you seem to be buying a lot of stuff.

  Kirk Gleason : Oh. Sorry. My excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole.

• Luke Danes : What's this?

  Rory : Flowers.

  Luke Danes : What do I do with them?

  Lorelai : Uh! Not this again.

  Rory : Put 'em in a vase with water.

  Luke Danes : I don't have a vase.

  Lorelai : You do this every year.

  Luke Danes : I don't have vases.

  Lorelai : Buy a vase.

  Luke Danes : But I don't need a vase, because I never have flowers.

  Lorelai : Except when we bring you flowers every year at Thanksgiving. Buy a vase.

  Luke Danes , Lorelai : Stop bringing me flowers.

  Lorelai : I knew you were gonna say that because you say the same thing - We have the same exact conversation every year.

  Luke Danes : And every year you point that out.

  Lorelai : And every year you point that out.

  Luke Danes : And every year you point that out.

  Rory : And then every year we put the flowers on the counter and forget the ugliness ever happened.

  Lorelai : Well at least we have a tradition.

• Lorelai : What's that?

  Sookie St. James : That is a vat of boiling oil.

  Lorelai : Really? Where's Quasimodo?

  Sookie St. James : This is not a joking matter.

  Rory : What is the oil for?

  Lorelai : For pouring on Visigoths.

  Sookie St. James : Lorelai.

  Lorelai : When else am I gonna get to use my Visigoth material?

• Lorelai : Rory what are we if not the world's champion eaters?

  Rory : It's too much food.

  Lorelai : It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.

  Rory : Or final hour.

• Lorelai : Um, okay, I may be crazy, but he almost looked ...

  Rory : Disappointed.

  Lorelai : Yes. Disappointed. We disappointed Luke!

  Rory : I didn't think it was possible.

  Lorelai : Our powers are greater than we know.

• Paris Geller : My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

  Rory : How so?

  Paris Geller : I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It's Thanksgiving - you'd think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.

  Madeline Lynn : Bummer.

  Paris Geller : I'm on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn't look good.

  Rory : I've never heard of too many volunteers.

  Paris Geller : Who are all these jackasses who volunteered anyway? They can't all be students like me. They're not all putting it on a college application. I get something out of it and these other people don't get a thing. Talk about selfish.