Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving (2002)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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Luke Danes : Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess Mariano : Thanks for what?
Luke Danes : Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai : Amen.
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Lorelai : Hey, Kirk, discover a new freaky fetish?
Kirk Gleason : What?
Rory : Nothing. You buy a cat?
Kirk Gleason : Yep! I'm very excited.
Lorelai : You seem it. So what's all this?
Rory : I'm assuming there's nothing left in the store.
Kirk Gleason : Actually there are a number of things left.
Rory : No, I meant, you seem to be buying a lot of stuff.
Kirk Gleason : Oh. Sorry. My excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole.
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Luke Danes : What's this?
Rory : Flowers.
Luke Danes : What do I do with them?
Lorelai : Uh! Not this again.
Rory : Put 'em in a vase with water.
Luke Danes : I don't have a vase.
Lorelai : You do this every year.
Luke Danes : I don't have vases.
Lorelai : Buy a vase.
Luke Danes : But I don't need a vase, because I never have flowers.
Lorelai : Except when we bring you flowers every year at Thanksgiving. Buy a vase.
Luke Danes , Lorelai : Stop bringing me flowers.
Lorelai : I knew you were gonna say that because you say the same thing - We have the same exact conversation every year.
Luke Danes : And every year you point that out.
Lorelai : And every year you point that out.
Luke Danes : And every year you point that out.
Rory : And then every year we put the flowers on the counter and forget the ugliness ever happened.
Lorelai : Well at least we have a tradition.
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Lorelai : What's that?
Sookie St. James : That is a vat of boiling oil.
Lorelai : Really? Where's Quasimodo?
Sookie St. James : This is not a joking matter.
Rory : What is the oil for?
Lorelai : For pouring on Visigoths.
Sookie St. James : Lorelai.
Lorelai : When else am I gonna get to use my Visigoth material?
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Emily Gilmore : I wanted to talk to you.
Lorelai : Phone's out of order?
Emily Gilmore : Let's not play games here.
Lorelai : Games?
Emily Gilmore : I've called several times the past few weeks and you've skillfully avoided every call.
Lorelai : No, that's not true. I've left messages on your machine.
Emily Gilmore : Yes, messages. And then if I happened to pick up, you'd hang up. Or if the maid picked up, you'd ask for me, then claim you were driving through a tunnel so you might get cut off, and then you'd make garbling noises and hang up.