Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving (2002)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Luke Danes : Shouldn't we give thanks first?

  Jess Mariano : Thanks for what?

  Luke Danes : Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.

  Lorelai : Amen.

• Luke Danes : What's this?

  Rory : Flowers.

  Luke Danes : What do I do with them?

  Lorelai : Uh! Not this again.

  Rory : Put 'em in a vase with water.

  Luke Danes : I don't have a vase.

  Lorelai : You do this every year.

  Luke Danes : I don't have vases.

  Lorelai : Buy a vase.

  Luke Danes : But I don't need a vase, because I never have flowers.

  Lorelai : Except when we bring you flowers every year at Thanksgiving. Buy a vase.

  Luke Danes , Lorelai : Stop bringing me flowers.

  Lorelai : I knew you were gonna say that because you say the same thing - We have the same exact conversation every year.

  Luke Danes : And every year you point that out.

  Lorelai : And every year you point that out.

  Luke Danes : And every year you point that out.

  Rory : And then every year we put the flowers on the counter and forget the ugliness ever happened.

  Lorelai : Well at least we have a tradition.