Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
A Tale of Poes and Fire (2003)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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Lorelai Gilmore : Ooh, sorry, I have to get up super early tomorrow.
Luke Danes : No problem, what time?
Lorelai Gilmore : 6:00.
Luke Danes : I get up a quarter to five every morning.
Lorelai Gilmore : Why in the world would you get up that early?
Luke Danes : I don't know, to run my business.
Lorelai Gilmore : Well, change businesses. Ooh, wow, total deja vu.
Luke Danes : Really?
Lorelai Gilmore : It's the alarm clock. I had a dream once that you set eighteen alarm clocks to get me up. Which is not a bad way to get me up.
Luke Danes : Where were we?
Lorelai Gilmore : We were, um, at my house. I got up, and went downstairs for coffee... and you taked to my stomach.
Luke Danes : Why on earth would I do that?
Lorelai Gilmore : Well, because I was pregnant. Twins.
Luke Danes : Mine?
Lorelai Gilmore : What am I, dream tramp? Of course yours.
Luke Danes : We were married?
Lorelai Gilmore : Um, yeah. Did I not mention that?
Luke Danes : No.
[pause]
Luke Danes : You know, you shouldn't drink coffee when you're pregnant.
Lorelai Gilmore : Um, true.
Luke Danes : That's probably why Rory's a caffeine addict.
Lorelai Gilmore : Right. You're right.
Luke Danes : Dream go beyond that?
Lorelai Gilmore : No. Um, you talked to my stomach, and then you ki -... well, no.
Luke Danes : Oh, okay. Well... night.
Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah. Night.
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Luke Danes : Don't do that.
Lorelai Gilmore : Don't do what?'
Luke Danes : Don't pull the sheet back after I pull it, i need more room for this side.... You pulled it back again.
Lorelai Gilmore : Okay, I need it for my side.
Luke Danes : I need it to tuck it in.
Lorelai Gilmore : Same here.
Luke Danes : I always tuck it in on this side.
Lorelai Gilmore : Let's tuck it in on both sides.
Luke Danes : You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai Gilmore : Yes, then I slip down into it like I'm in a straightjacket or something.
Luke Danes : You must feel right at home there.
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Rory Gilmore : I gotta go, but call me if there's any news.
Lorelai Gilmore : You mean if Michel kills Babette, then Miss Partty, them himself, and then it's a bizarre murder, suicide.
Rory Gilmore : Amongst other things.
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Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, is this everyone from the Edgar Allen Poe Society?
Michel Gerard : If you mean the I-Should-Be-Sterilized-So-That-My-Disturbing-Idiosyncrasies-Aren't-Passed-Onto-The-Next-Generation Society, then yes, that's them.
Lorelai Gilmore : [to guests checking in] Hi, welcome to the Independence Inn.
Jim Hatlestad : Thank you. We're Jim and Milly Hatlestad.
Lorelai Gilmore : Okay, I've got you right here. Well, once again, welcome, and let me assure you there are no human body parts buried in the floor of your room to keep you awake tonight. Sound good?
Jim Hatlestad : ... I guess.
Lorelai Gilmore : Room 8.
[the Hatlestads walk away]
Lorelai Gilmore : The Tell-Tale Heart. That's a Poe story. Did they not get that?
Michel Gerard : The Hatlestads are not with the Poe Society.
Lorelai Gilmore : Why didn't you tell me that?
Michel Gerard : If I had thought to, I still would not have.
Fred Larson : Hi, my name is Larson, I'm checking in.
Lorelai Gilmore : Poe Society, right?
Fred Larson : That's me.
Lorelai Gilmore : Good. Well, welcome to the Independence Inn. There will be a complimentary cask of Amontillado on the table in your room, and if you're expecting your friends Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether, I'll send up another one.
[awkward pause]
Lorelai Gilmore : You said you were with the Poe Society.
Fred Larson : Yeah, but it's just a hobby. We're not Trekkies.
Lorelai Gilmore : No, no, I didn't mean to imply... I mean, you're not freaks, no way. Here, room six.
Fred Larson : Thank you.
[walks away]
Michel Gerard : You might want to stop trying to cute things up.
Lorelai Gilmore : I hear that.