Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Chicken or Beef? (2003)

Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason

Quotes 

• Lorelai Gilmore : Kirk, please, what can we do right now? The alarm is just so loud.

  Kirk Gleason : Yeah, that's my fault too. I asked Jimmy to really crank it up.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Well, he did.

  Kirk Gleason : If you're gonna have an alarm, you need it loud. You don't want some crazed knife-wielding gunman at your throat, and the neighbors are going, like, "Is that a fan? Did I leave the water running?" You want them to know, hey, that's an alarm.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Your imaginary attacker has a knife *and* a gun?

  Kirk Gleason : And a really dirty tank top.