Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Concert Interruptus (2001)
Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore
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Quotes
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Lorelai Gilmore : Hey, you didn't wake me up.
Rory Gilmore : I set the clock.
Lorelai Gilmore : Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back to sleep; you, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the whole wake-up process!
Lane Kim : [pause] I'm gonna get a soda. Anybody want anything?
Rory Gilmore : Gum.
Lorelai Gilmore : Yes. The night of my fourteenth birthday back, so I could right the green-hot-pant-roller-disco-outfit wrong. Ugh.
Lane Kim : Coming right up.
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Lorelai Gilmore : Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
Rory Gilmore : Those are never comforting words coming from you.
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Rory Gilmore : Okay, so what's the plan?
Lane Kim : We'll go in and ask her if I can go to a play tomorrow night with you and Lorelai.
Rory Gilmore : A play?
Lane Kim : I think that's the safest word. Show or concert would be very bad.
Rory Gilmore : What about saying it's a movie?
Lane Kim : Too far from the truth - almost a lie.
Rory Gilmore : But a play is not a lie?
Lane Kim : Well, it's far enough away from the truth that it might work, but close enough to the truth that I think I can negotiate a purgatory stint if forced to.
Rory Gilmore : Play it is.
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Rory Gilmore : Can I ask you a question?
Paris Geller : Maybe.
Rory Gilmore : What could you possibly see in Tristin?
Paris Geller : You wouldn't understand.
Rory Gilmore : Is it just that he's cute?
Paris Geller : Partly.
Rory Gilmore : 'Cause there are a lot of cute guys in the world.
Paris Geller : Not like Tristin.
Rory Gilmore : He's just such a jerk.
Paris Geller : He's not always a jerk.
Rory Gilmore : No?
Paris Geller : No.
Rory Gilmore : Okay. When is not a jerk?
Paris Geller : I've known Tristin a really long time, okay? We've been in the same class since kindergarten.
Rory Gilmore : Really?
Paris Geller : Yes... and he has things in his life that are hard. His parents - not so great. We have that in common.
Rory Gilmore : Okay.
Paris Geller : He kissed me once.
Rory Gilmore : He did?
Paris Geller : In the 6th grade - on a dare.
Rory Gilmore : How romantic.
Paris Geller : You just don't know him like I do, okay?
Rory Gilmore : Ok, I believe you. I just - I think maybe you could do better.
Paris Geller : I know he's flirting with me to get to you, but at least he's flirting with me.
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Louise Grant : I find your mother completely fascinating.
Rory Gilmore : Funny - so does she.