Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist (2004)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

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• Lorelai : Maybe they could stop by a bathing suit store along the way.

  Rory : My suit is fine.

  Lorelai : No, sure it is. It's nice to be able to go from the beach to the mosque without having to change.

• Lorelai : You don't take off without telling Mommy!

  Rory : I love that I didn't have to clear it with you to go on spring break but I had to clear it with you to come home.

  Lorelai : I had visions of you being swallowed by a whale, or taking off with some surfers to go chase the perfect wave and not inviting *me*.

• Lorelai : So, how was your Spring Break getaway?

  Rory : It was interesting, you know. We sat on the beach, went to a club, watched the Power of Myths, Paris and I kissed...

  Lorelai : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. You watched the Power of Myths? I hid that from you.

• Man on LOUDSPEAKER : The banana-eating contest is about to start on the upper level.

  Paris : Oh, real food. Thank God.

  Rory : Um... Paris.

• Rory : [Paris has just kissed Rory]  Get away from me, you're not my type!

• Rory : [about Kirk]  Now he's gonna hate us forever.

  Lorelai : No he's not. He's just gonna hate us till something shiny comes by.

• Paris : Rory will you just wait. How was I?

  Rory : What?

  Paris : As a kisser, how was I?

  Rory : [incredulous]  Oh, man!

  Paris : Well, I always wanted to know. You can't really ask a guy that because it's a sign of low self-esteem which I read in a magazine is really not sexy. So, be honest. How was I when I kissed you? Was I too stiff? Too forceful? Do I need to relax my lips a little, maybe open my mouth a little more? Make it more inviting?

  Rory : I need some fresh air.

• Rory : [Rory and Paris are in Florida for spring break; both are drunk]  Whoa, I'm loving the spinning beach.

• Rory : I'm so cold. What I would do to stay warm.

  Paris : It's warm in Florida.

  Rory : What?

  Paris : Nothing.

  Rory : No, did you say Florida?

  Paris : No. Err... yes.

  Rory : Are you serious?

  Paris : Maybe.

  Rory : But it's Spring Break.

  Paris : I know.

  Rory : It's Girls Gone Wild, and Boys Doin' the Twist. We're not Spring Break people, are we?

  Paris : I don't know what we are. But the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken college bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys is a great payoff for staying warm.

  Rory : Warm...

• Rory : Hey, was I supposed to clear this with you first?

  Lorelai : Clear what with me?

  Rory : Going away.

  Lorelai : Oh. I don't know.

  Rory : I mean, I don't live here any more, so I'm not sure what the protocol is.

  Lorelai : Ah, well, I think as long as I know now, and I feel as if I have veto power, we're good.

  Rory : You have veto power?

  Lorelai : No. I feel as if I have veto power. Very different statement.

  Rory : Got it.

• Madeline Lynn : [referring to Louise]  We've found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys. Free drinks, food. T-shirts, boat rides. Frisbees. Earrings, sea-doos...

  Rory : Okay, that is a good tip.

  Paris : Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid