Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Happy Birthday, Baby (2003)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Luke Danes : What did you just do?

  Lorelai Gilmore : What?

  Luke Danes : You put the cookie down.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah.

  Luke Danes : You ate the cookie, then you took the cookie out of the box, and put it where the cookie you just ate was.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah.

  Luke Danes : Well, that's nuts.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Rory made this for me. I don't wanna ruin it.

  Luke Danes : Then why'd you eat the cookie?

  Lorelai Gilmore : I wanted a mallomar.

  Luke Danes : But why didn't you just one out of the box?

  Lorelai Gilmore : This one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.

  Luke Danes : But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.

  Lorelai Gilmore : So?

• Taylor : [in the middle of convincing Nicole to date his nephew, instead of Luke]  Luke I'm not talking to you.

  Luke : It's my lucky day.

• Luke : [to Jess]  Do you ever worry if a bird flies into your head, it might never get out again?