Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Keg! Max! (2003)
Milo Ventimiglia: Jess Mariano
Quotes
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Jess Mariano : You got enough songs?
Dave Rygalski : We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name.
Brian : I've made my suggestion.
Zack : Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next.
Brian : So yours is better?
Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy.
Brian : I run out of breath every time I say it.
Zack : You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Dave Rygalski : Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness.
Brian : Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long.
Zack : Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
Dave Rygalski : Do you guys have any suggestions?
Rory : We wouldn't dare.
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Jess Mariano : What's up with you guys?
Kyle : Stupid keg.
Marshall : It's not working.
Jess Mariano : Where's the tap?
Kyle : The what?
Jess Mariano : It's a keg. It's sealed. You need to hook up a tap to pump the beer out.
Kyle : Told you the thing in the bag did something.
Rick Bloomenfeld : ...No instructions.
Jess Mariano : Geez.