Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Swan Song (2003)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
Quotes
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Luke : [Lorelai comes down the stairs from the apartment in the diner, she needed a book] Find everything ok?
Lorelai : Oh yeah, found everything, including a couple coupling.
Luke : Oh Rory and Jess?
Lorelai : No Ben and J LO, yes Rory and Jess.
Luke : Guess I shoulda told ya.
Lorelai : You knew they were up there?
Luke : They're up there all the time.
Lorelai : On the couch. Horizontal. On the couch.
Luke : They come up for air every so often.
Lorelai : And you just allow this? Luke!
Luke : Settle down, I go up there every 10 minutes pretending to get something to keep them from doing something we don't want them to do. You just going up there just down saved me a trip.
Lorelai : Glad to be of service.
Luke : It's a good system. It works.
Lorelai : Every 10 minutes?
Luke : Like clock work.
Lorelai : Even if you're serving a customer, it's every 10 minutes?
Luke : If I'm in mid-pour, I stop and go up.
Lorelai : [ponders about that] Hmm, 10 minutes. Yup, pretty much the time it took to create Rory. And that included getting dressed and freshing my lipstick.
[turns to walk away]
Lorelai : Thanks for the book!
Luke : [turns to chef] Ceaser, cover for me.
[then proceeds to run upstairs]
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Lorelai : [other two guys in the band almost found out about Dave and Lane liking each other, when Lorelei made a comment about Dave and Lane singing love songs] Guys, I'm so sorry! It just slipped out!
Lane : That's ok.
Lorelai : How long are you going to keep it a secret?
Lane : For a while, at least, it's easier.
Lorelai : Do you think it would be so bad if they knew? Keeping this secret seems awfully complicated.
Lane : Not really, we have a system.
Dave : Mmhmm, speaking of which
[turns to Lane]
Dave : it's 3:18, we can have the stuff packed by 3:40, what's the situation?
Lane : At 3:40 my mom will be on her way to the yarn store for a bimonthly sew-a-thon with Lacy Swartzch and Bick-Ho.
Dave : The yarn store's on Peach.
Lane : Plum.
Dave : That cuts us off from our usual route to the interstate.
Lane : There's a back road, but it's gonna be muddy from the rain.
Dave : How bout I have the guys take the usual route, I'll go by foot on Peach, down the alley, behind Allison's , over the fence, and they can pick me up a half mile down by the Shell Station?
Lane : Perfect.
[both let out a breath and turn back to Lorelai]
Lorelai : [stares, mouth open]
Lane : Uh, well, that's not complicated.
Lorelai : Sorry I doubted you.
Lane : Well, ok then!
[Leaves]
