Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Take the Deviled Eggs... (2002)
Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason
Quotes
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Luke Danes : What can I get you Kirk?
Kirk Gleason : Patty melt and a coke.
Luke Danes : You want the melt cut into squares or stars today?
Kirk Gleason : Half and half.
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Taylor Doose : The bottom line is that too many birds are landing atop the streetlights and relieving themselves on helpless passersby. And I daresay that some of these birds seem to be doing it on purpose.
Babette Dell : You get dumped on, Taylor?
Taylor Doose : It's not just me.
Luke Danes : Hey, if anybody has a picture of Taylor getting dumped on, I'll pay top dollar.
Kirk Gleason : I'll check the internet.
Miss Patty : Taylor, all animals have to... you know. How are you gonna stop birds from doing that?
Taylor Doose : Easy. You put sharp metal spikes on the top of the fixtures. Then when they land, pow! They're shish kebab!
Rory Gilmore : That's cruel.
Babette Dell : You can't do that.
Andrew : I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.
Lorelai Gilmore : There it is, our new town slogan.
Rory Gilmore : I like it.
Lorelai Gilmore : I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.
Rory Gilmore : Don't forget the stuffed shish-kebab birds.
Lorelai Gilmore : That moan when you squeeze them!