Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles (2003)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
Quotes
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Lorelai Gilmore : You know if you weren't so pretty, you would have gotten the crap kicked out of you every day of your life.
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Lorelai Gilmore : Lord of the Rings is all about the love.
Roger : Nuh-uh, it's about the destruction of all mankind.
Lorelai Gilmore : And who doesn't love that?
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Sookie St. James : I don't want to be pregnant any more!
Lorelai Gilmore : What are you going to do; walk it off?
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Sookie St. James : You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair, they brain you with a bat, they set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbours!
Lorelai Gilmore : Wow, now you can't have kids -or- live next door to them.
Sookie St. James : I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know how to feed them. I cover up their party cloths and I set their fingers on fire.
Lorelai Gilmore : Just this once!
Sookie St. James : I make them eat jalapeño-chipotle cream sauce. I'm Mommie Dearest!
Lorelai Gilmore : OK, back in the kitchen.
Sookie St. James : NO, I can't go back! I've got hummus in there! God knows what I'll do with it!
