Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles (2003)

Melissa McCarthy: Sookie St. James

Quotes 

• Sookie St. James : I don't want to be pregnant any more!

  Lorelai Gilmore : What are you going to do; walk it off?

• Sookie St. James : You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair, they brain you with a bat, they set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbours!

  Lorelai Gilmore : Wow, now you can't have kids -or- live next door to them.

  Sookie St. James : I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know how to feed them. I cover up their party cloths and I set their fingers on fire.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Just this once!

  Sookie St. James : I make them eat jalapeño-chipotle cream sauce. I'm Mommie Dearest!

  Lorelai Gilmore : OK, back in the kitchen.

  Sookie St. James : NO, I can't go back! I've got hummus in there! God knows what I'll do with it!