Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
There's the Rub (2002)
Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore
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Quotes
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Paris : A tragic waste of paper.
Jess : I can't BELIEVE you just said that.
Paris : Well it's true. The Beats' writing was completely self-indulgent. I have one word for Jack Kerouac: Edit.
Jess : It was not self-indulgent, The Beats believed in shocking people, stirring things up.
Paris : They believed in drugs, booze, and petty crime.
Rory : Well, then you could say that they exposed you to a world that you wouldn't have otherwise known. Isn't that what great writing is all about?
Paris : That was not great writing. It was the National Enquirer of the 50's.
Jess : You're cracked.
Paris : Typical guy response. Worship Kerouac and Bukowski, God forbid you pick up anything by Jane Austen.
Jess : Hey, I've read Jane Austen.
Paris : You have?
Jess : Yeah, and I think she would have liked Bukowski.
Paris : What are you doing?
Jess : Salt and pepper dip, only way to eat a fry.
Paris : Really?
Rory : It's fast food gospel.
Paris : Mmmm. That's good. That's really, really good.
Jess : [Phone rings, and Rory leaves to answer it] Do you like hot sauce?
Paris : I don't know, should I?
Jess : I think it's wise.
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Jess : Okay, well give him my best, would you?
[sees Dean on the front lawn]
Jess : Actually, I guess I could do that myself.
Rory : Dean, Jess just came by to bring me some food.
Jess : From Luke's.
Rory : He wanted to make sure I ate.
Jess : Luke did.
Rory : Right, Luke did.
Jess : Personally, I could care less if she eats.
Rory : Yeah true, He could care less.
Jess : I see you brought a little something, too. Is that ice cream? That's so nice. A tiny little ice cream package just big enough for two. Hey are you guys gonna feed each other? 'cause that's just so darn cute.
[Dean steps onto the porch, looking down at Jess]
Jess : Oops, you're doing that towering over-me-thing. Huh. I tell you, you've really got that down. It helps that your 12 feet tall. But this whole Frankenstein scowl thing really adds to the whole...
Rory : Jess!
Jess : Okay, I'm going.
[to Dean]
Jess : Look man, I really was just dropping off some food, so don't go all West Side Story on me, okay?
Rory : [Jess leaves] So do you want to
[Dean heads inside]
Rory : come in?
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Paris : I'm not allowed to have Mac & Cheese.
Rory : Splurge. Come on Paris, stay.
Paris : Do you have a 24-hour pharmacy just in case I have an allergic reaction to something?
Rory : Believe it or not, we do.
Paris : Okay. Can I borrow your phone?
Rory : It's by the door.
[Paris leaves the room to call her nanny]
Jess : Interesting.
Rory : What is?
Jess : You think we need a chaperone.
Rory : No, I don't.
Jess : You just invited one.
Rory : Just being polite. Paris is alone tonight and you yourself just said we have enough good for six.
Jess : With me, it's down to four.
Rory : With Paris around, it's down to two.
Jess : Works out well.
Rory : I think so.
[Paris talks to her nanny excitedly about Mac & Cheese]
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Jess : Delivery.
Rory : What are you doing here?
Jess : Well, Luke figured since you're alone tonight, thought maybe you wouldn't have any food in the house. So he sent over a care package.
Rory : I don't need a care package. I ordered food from Sandeep's.
Jess : Really? Planning on burning down the house afterwards?
Rory : Jess...
Jess : The only way to kill the smell. Where should I put this? Kitchen?
Rory : Um, sure.
Rory : [cut to kitchen] God, how much food is in there? This could feed twelve!
Jess : Excuse me, I've seen you eat.
Rory : Fine, six.