Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

To Live and Let Diorama (2005)

Chauncey Leopardi: Kyle

Quotes 

• Luke : Good morning, Taylor!

  Taylor Doose : Luke? What're you doing here?

  Luke : [nods]  I volunteered.

  Taylor Doose : I don't get the joke.

  Luke : There is no joke. I'm at your disposal.

  Taylor Doose : Now, we're gonna need a nice flash stage, perhaps over there because there is no space out front.

  Luke : [pointing to a side of the grass]  What about right here?

  Taylor Doose : My office is going here.

  Taylor Doose : Your office? Why do you need an office?

  Taylor Doose : So you came here to complain?

  Luke : No, I was just...

  Taylor Doose : I'm organizing. I'm working. I need an office.

  Luke : Okay, fine, sorry, carry on.

  Taylor Doose : Come on, everybody! Let's hold the people inside and start hanging some fines.

  [turns around] 

  Taylor Doose : Where are you going?

  Luke : [pointing]  Inside.

  Taylor Doose : Why?

  Luke : [aggravatingly]  I'm a volunteer!

  Kyle : Hey Luke.

  Luke : Hey Kyle.

  Kyle : Starting land ahead.

  Luke : Good one.

  Taylor Doose : Is this everybody?

  Gypsy : What the hell are you doing here?

  Luke : I can't keep answering this question.