Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

We Got Us a Pippi Virgin (2004)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

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• Luke Danes : Here we go:

  [to Lorelai] 

  Luke Danes : boysenberry pie with ice cream,

  [to Rory] 

  Luke Danes : hot fudge sundae, half a grapefruit.

  Rory Gilmore : I don't want a grapefruit.

  Luke Danes : It's good for you.

  Rory Gilmore : Kinda my point.

  Luke Danes : [looking at Lorelai]  It's too late for her, but not for you. Eat it.

  Lorelai Gilmore : The service is very rude. No tip for you.

  [to Rory] 

  Lorelai Gilmore : In fact, he actually owes us a lot of money because we weren't supposed to be tipping him all these years.

  Rory Gilmore : I know. Customarily, you do not have to tip the proprietor of an establishment.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Why have we been tipping him all these years?

  Rory Gilmore : We like him?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, that.

  [to Luke] 

  Lorelai Gilmore : Hey, bring us some coffee, and I promise this grapefruit will be eaten.

  Luke Danes : O-kay.

  [Leaves] 

  Lorelai Gilmore : How long is my nose?

  Rory Gilmore : Very.