Ruby Wax: Shelley

Quotes 

• Shelley : Get me a bucket, I'm going to upchuck city and I'm not coming back.

• Shelley : You know, one day you're alive, having your roots retouched. The next day you die, you had your hair done for nothing. What's the point?

• Shelley : I know what I'm saying, I know what I'm saying. What I am saying is the truth and what you are saying is a hideous, hideous lie.

  Amanda : I know what I'm saying and if you're saying the same then you're right, but if you're saying what I think you're saying, then you're very, very wrong, madam!