The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Love for Sale (1991)

Bill Dana: Uncle Angelo

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• Uncle Angelo : [in an Italian accent]  I met a beautiful, young Sicilian aerobics instructor. Gorgeous eyes-a, angelic-a mouth-eh, and a behind that must-a been made on a Saturday, because even da good Lord him-a-self wanna take a day off-a to admire it. I lost-a my heart. And I opened my wallet, eh? Oh, da expensive-a gifts, the fancy dinners, en-a weeekends in Mikonos, eh. I even wore onnea those, eh, tiny speedo swimsuits, shows all-a you gingerbread an' everyting, ya'know. And she leaves-a me. What does a six-foot-seven-inch, American-a basketball player got that I don't?

  Blanche Devereaux : Well, Angelo, speaking in terms of the gingerbread alone...

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche!