The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Strange Bedfellows (1987)
Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux
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Quotes
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Rose Nylund : [reading the morning paper] They caught Gil Kessler having an affair.
Dorothy Zbornak : [assuming it's a joke] Oh, you're kidding. With whom?
Rose Nylund : Well, they don't know her name, but look, they hid in the bushes and took this picture of her from behind going into his house.
Dorothy Zbornak : I don't believe th... wait a minute, that looks like Blanche's red dress.
Sophia : And those look like Blanche's red shoes.
Dorothy Zbornak : And aren't they her diamond earrings and gold bracelet?
Rose Nylund : [outraged] That little floozie stole Blanche's clothes!
Dorothy Zbornak : It's like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! Rose, Blanche *is* that little floozie!
Rose Nylund : You... you mean he...
Sophia : She's at the fifty.
Rose Nylund : They...
Sophia : The forty.
Rose Nylund : She...
Sophia : The thirty.
Rose Nylund : [Blanche walks in] Blanche, it's *you*!
Blanche : [mocking] Oh, you're getting so good at that, Rose, now who's that over there?
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[the phone rings]
Blanche : Hello? Yes, this is Blanche and how did you get this number? And better yet, why am I even talking to you? I don't like you. Matter of fact I hate you. You can just tear up my number and then go climb back under your slimy rock with all the rest of your slimy friends! And don't you EVER call here again!
[slams the phone down]
Blanche : Dorothy, call Stan.
