The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Strange Bedfellows (1987)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Rose Nylund : [reading the morning paper] They caught Gil Kessler having an affair.
Dorothy Zbornak : [assuming it's a joke] Oh, you're kidding. With whom?
Rose Nylund : Well, they don't know her name, but look, they hid in the bushes and took this picture of her from behind going into his house.
Dorothy Zbornak : I don't believe th... wait a minute, that looks like Blanche's red dress.
Sophia : And those look like Blanche's red shoes.
Dorothy Zbornak : And aren't they her diamond earrings and gold bracelet?
Rose Nylund : [outraged] That little floozie stole Blanche's clothes!
Dorothy Zbornak : It's like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! Rose, Blanche *is* that little floozie!
Rose Nylund : You... you mean he...
Sophia : She's at the fifty.
Rose Nylund : They...
Sophia : The forty.
Rose Nylund : She...
Sophia : The thirty.
Rose Nylund : [Blanche walks in] Blanche, it's *you*!
Blanche : [mocking] Oh, you're getting so good at that, Rose, now who's that over there?
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Sophia : [Sophia has reservations about the City Council candidate Dorothy is supporting] He's a wimp, Dorothy.
Dorothy Zbornak : Oh, ma. For your information, Gil Kessler is a very bright man, an honest and devoted civic leader... and probably the biggest wimp I've ever known in my life.
Sophia : That's not all. There's something else I don't like about him.
Dorothy Zbornak : What?
Sophia : I don't know. It's a hunch. I can't put my finger on it. But if I could, I would have to wash it.
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Rose Nylund : [a local politician reveals a long-held secret] I'm still confused about the operation Gil Kessler had. Is the man asleep during it?
Dorothy Zbornak : [wearily] I think so, Rose.
Rose Nylund : And what about the parts they put on. Do they test them first?
Dorothy Zbornak : [mocking] Of course, Rose, like windshield wipers.
Rose Nylund : So they work?
Dorothy Zbornak : I assume so, yes.
Rose Nylund : What are they made of?
Dorothy Zbornak : [exasperated] Silly Putty, Rose!