The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Yokel Hero (1988)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Rose Nylund : If it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.
Blanche Devereaux : What's Mount Losenbaden?
Rose Nylund : It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see - there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.
Blanche Devereaux : Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice... Oh god - it's making sense!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : I will never forgive that airline as long as I live!
Blanche Devereaux : I cannot believe they lost all our luggage! Now I'm gonna have to go an entire weekend without underwear!
Sophia Petrillo : Yeah. You usually slip into a pair by Sunday afternoon.
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[On an airplane flying to Rose's hometown of St. Olaf]
Rose : God, I hate fog!
Sophia : Why? You spent most of your life in one!
Rose : I meant, if it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.
Blanche : What's Mount Losenbaden?
Rose : It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see... there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.
Blanche : Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?
Dorothy : Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice...
[panicking]
Dorothy : Oh God, it's making SENSE!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [to Blanche] This is Fred he's come to fix the air conditioner.
Blanche Devereaux : Oh thank you god you're here, this heat is driving me crazy
Fred : You're not the only one. The old lady next door is running through the sprinklers in her underwear.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : There's no old lady living-MA!