The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Yokel Hero (1988)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : If it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.

  Blanche Devereaux : What's Mount Losenbaden?

  Rose Nylund : It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see - there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.

  Blanche Devereaux : Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice... Oh god - it's making sense!

• Dorothy : 'Morning, Rose.

  Rose : [Crying]  Oh!

  Blanche : Dorothy, sometimes you can be so cruel.

• [On an airplane flying to Rose's hometown of St. Olaf] 

  Rose : God, I hate fog!

  Sophia : Why? You spent most of your life in one!

  Rose : I meant, if it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.

  Blanche : What's Mount Losenbaden?

  Rose : It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see... there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.

  Blanche : Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?

  Dorothy : Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice...

  [panicking] 

  Dorothy : Oh God, it's making SENSE!