- Rose Nylund: If it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.
- Blanche Devereaux: What's Mount Losenbaden?
- Rose Nylund: It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see - there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.
- Blanche Devereaux: Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice... Oh god - it's making sense!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I will never forgive that airline as long as I live!
- Blanche Devereaux: I cannot believe they lost all our luggage! Now I'm gonna have to go an entire weekend without underwear!
- Sophia Petrillo: Yeah. You usually slip into a pair by Sunday afternoon.
- [On an airplane flying to Rose's hometown of St. Olaf]
- Rose: God, I hate fog!
- Sophia: Why? You spent most of your life in one!
- Rose: I meant, if it were clearer we could see Mount Losenbaden.
- Blanche: What's Mount Losenbaden?
- Rose: It's kinda like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted four losers of Presidential elections in the mountainside. Let's see... there was Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson.
- Blanche: Why are there two Adlai Stevensons?
- Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, isn't it obvious? He lost twice...
- [panicking]
- Dorothy: Oh God, it's making SENSE!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [to Blanche] This is Fred he's come to fix the air conditioner.
- Blanche Devereaux: Oh thank you god you're here, this heat is driving me crazy
- Fred: You're not the only one. The old lady next door is running through the sprinklers in her underwear.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: There's no old lady living-MA!