The Golden Palace (TV Series)

Say Goodbye, Rose (1993)

George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : [before appearing at the hotel's Comedy Club, George Burns tries to cheer up Rose]  I'll tell you a joke. Um, have you heard this one?

  Rose Nylund : I don't think so.

  George Burns : Haven't told it yet. Teacher said to a kid in school, 'What does your father do?' He says, 'My father's a doctor.' Said to the other kid, 'What does your father do?' He says, 'My father's a lawyer.' Said to the third kid, 'What does your father do?' He says, 'My father's dead.' He says, 'What did he do before he died?' He says, 'He went, Ooooh.'