- Sgt. Vince Carter: I'll be alright if I just stay away from Pyle, but I'm getting cramps, Slater.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Hey Sergeant!
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Hacker ain't gonna win this bet. All I gotta do is keep Pyle outta my hair.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Sergeant?