- Sgt. Vince Carter: Hey Gomer.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: We're gonna settle this thing here and now! Here and now!
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Sure, sure, you say what you have to say and I'll just wait till your finished.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Darn right you'll wait till I'm finished. It's time I straightened you out about the way you been treatin' me.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: I know and I'm sorry about that.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: You said you was gonna wait till I'm finished.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: I know, but I just thought...
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Knock it off! I'm gonna tell you somethin' right here and now. You better start havin' a little more confidence in me because I've had it with your suspicions and mistrust. Do you read me?
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Well, yes I do.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: What was that, Sergeant? What did you say?
- Sgt. Vince Carter: I said, "Yes I do."
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Pyle, you get back to your quarters this minute. You hear me?
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: But Sergeant, I'm...
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Knock it off! If you think I'm gonna stand out here listening to you jabber away, you're crazy. Now move!
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: But Sergeant...
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Come on! Let's go! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move it!
- Corporal Boyle: That's more like it.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: [Sergeant Carter is having a nightmare, where he is a private and Gomer Pyle is the Sergeant] Carter, you knucklehead! You lame brain! Is that how you fall out for reveille, in your underwear? What are you, stupid? Well talk man, talk!
- Sgt. Vince Carter: I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry as I can be.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Sorry? Your sorry? I'll give you something to be sorry about. You get some clothes on you on the double. You hear me?
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Right sir. Right away Sergeant. I'll do it fast as I can.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Well what are you standing there for like a dumbbell? You need some help? Okay, I'll give you some. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!