The Goodies (TV Series)

Robot (1982)

Tim Brooke-Taylor: Tim Brooke-Taylor

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Quotes 

• Bill : [Bill's been sacked]  All right, I'm going. But I'm going to take industrial action. And I'll tell you, you've got right up my nose!

  Tim : And what are you gonna do?

  Tim : Picket!

• Graeme : [holding a sheaf of paper in his hand]  Just look at these end of year expenses!

  Tim : Yeah, you're right.

  [looks up] 

  Tim : Bill?

  Bill : [lounging on the sofa]  Yeah?

  Tim : You're fired!

  Bill : Okay.

  [sitting up] 

  Bill : What?

• Graeme : Obviously you didn't know him.

  Bill : [dressed as Helga]  Know him?

  [pulls off his blonde "Helga" wig] 

  Bill : I am him!

  Tim : [mistakes Bill as Helga]  Helga, you're a very naughty girl and must be smacked.

  [he bents Bill down to spank his bottom, then realises his mistake] 

  Tim : Bill! It's you! We want you back! We don't need a robot.