The Goodies (TV Series)

Snooze (1970)

Bill Oddie: Bill Oddie

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Quotes 

• Rupert Windcheater : I'm sorry for bursting in like this, but I'm a frightfully busy man and my secretary didn't have time to make an appointment.

  Bill Oddie : There's no need to apologise. Get out!

• [the Goodies accidentally poured too much of Graeme's antidote in to the London reservoir. Now everybody is extremely hyperactive as a result] 

  Rupert Windcheater : The only way to calm them all down again is to give them all snooze! The government has come down on Beachrow Products like a ton of bricks, and I can tell you something!

  Bill Oddie : What?

  Rupert Windcheater : The prime minister at ten times is usual speed is not funny!

  Bill Oddie : Oh, he must be!

• Bill Oddie : [singing the sleepwalking song]  Don't know where I'm going, got my eyes closed! Don't know what I'm doing, I can't see! Don't know where I'm going now, but it's so far away! Please! Help! Me! Show me the way, Show me the way! Somebody show me the way! I'm lonely, and lost, and I wanna go home - Somebody show me the way!

• Tim Brooke-Taylor : The whole country's completely paralyzed!

  Graeme Garden : Well, every new invention has it's little setbacks.

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : We've got to wake everyone up, before they starve!

  [runs to the door, shrieking] 

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : WAKE UP, EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY WAKE UP!

  Bill Oddie : [Stops him]  It must be late - you'll wake the neighbors!