The Goodies (TV Series)

The Bunfight at the OK Tearooms (1975)

Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden

Quotes 

• Tim : Graeme, let's just give up! There's no gold here!

  Graeme : No gold here? There's always gold in the Wild West!

  Bill : Graeme! We are in Cornwall!

• Graeme : I've been out looking around, and you'll never guess what I just found in an old tin mine.

  Bill : Gold?

  Graeme : No, old tins.

  [empties a bag of empty tin cans on the floor] 

  Graeme : [producing a rock]  And... This!

  Bill : What?

  Graeme : [confidently]  Gold ore.

  Tim : Ore?

  Graeme : [less confidently]  Or something else.