The Goodies (TV Series)

The End (1975)

Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden

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• Graeme : We all know that our society is built up upon three different class of people - the ruling class, the scientists, and the workers. And we are lucky in the fact that we have here a representative for each different class.

  Bill : Go on then, name the names.

  Graeme : Well, I am the scientist.

  Bill : Because you wear glasses.

  Tim : [jumps up]  And I am evidently the ruling class.

  Bill : That's 'cos you've got poncy blond hair and no chin.

  Tim : Well... yes.

  Graeme : And YOU, Bill, are the worker.

  Tim : Because you're shorter than us. And we need someone to clean the shoes.

  Bill : [angrily]  And why can't you clean the shoes?

  Tim : Because I am obvious a lord! And lords don't clean shoes; it's a well known fact.

• Tim : [Bill is drunk]  Pay no attention to him. He's pissed.

  Graeme : Has he?

  Tim : Yes.

• Graeme : Well, are going to...?

  [Makes slashing motion across throat] 

  Tim : I thought you were going to...?

  [Ibid] 

  Graeme : No, no... I'm doing the sauce.