- [Tim unpacks a curious artifact to decorate his part of the office]
- Bill: What's that?
- Tim: An elephant's foot umbrella stand.
- Bill: [offended] Wha...? El- Elephant's foot? Oh, you're not having that in here. I mean, that's cruel! I'll report you to the RSPCA.
- Graeme: Oh, leave him alone.
- Bill: No, I'm not!
- [Bill mutters something as he opens the door to the foyer and starts tugging at an elephant's trunk]
- Bill: Come on, in ya come. Right...
- Tim: Wha... What's that?
- Bill: Three-legged elephant.
- [Tim looks aghast]
- Bill: I just hope it makes you feel guilty.
- Builder: Well, if you're going to build your own, you'll need some land, and I've got the very thing. A real bargain at a hundred thousand pounds.
- Tim: Ooo. Hundred thousand. Well, how much have we got?
- Graeme: [rooting through his pockets] I've got, uh... What? Fifty-five pence...
- Tim: And that's eight... eight and a half pence... That makes sixty-three and a half pence. Bill?
- Bill: [with enormous pile of cash] Uh, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine pounds, thirty-six and a half pence.
- Tim: That's a hundred thousand pounds exactly. Hoo, that was lucky!