The Goodies (TV Series)
The Stone Age (1973)
Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden
Quotes
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Graeme Garden : [as they enter the Tyrannosaur's stomach and look at the dried bones littered about] Fascinating! It's lain here undisturbed since the Cretaceous Era! Look at this - the remains of its last meal!
Bill : [Starts rooting through the bones] Oh yes, very tasty, too. Look at this. A couple pterodactyls, for starters. A sabertooth tiger, one buffalo off-the-bone, and one cheese and chutney sandwich...
[Suddenly stops]
Bill : Wait a minute. I thought you said this had lain here since the Cretaceous Era.
Graeme Garden : I did.
Bill : Well, there weren't any Sabertooth Tigers then, you fool! The subfamily of Sabertooth Tigers originated in the Oligocene period!
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Tim : HELP! We've been gobbled by a prehistoric monster!
Bill : Tim!
Tim : Help!
Bill : Tim! Panicking does not help!
Tim : Yes it does!
Bill : Yes it does...
Tim , Bill : HELP! HELP! HELP!
Graeme Garden : Stop it, you two - that isn't doing any good! We'll just have to try and lift it. Right, one, two, three, HEAVE!
[They strain and struggle to re-open the dinosaur's mouth, with minimal success]
Tim : Aaah! My hand! My hand! It's caught between it's teeth! IT'S TEETH!
Bill : All right, all right, all right. Oy, Graeme! You got a toothpick?
Graeme Garden : No, you fool! One, two, three...
[He and Bill lift the mouth enough to get Tim's hand free but can't get it open the rest of the way]
Graeme Garden : Oh dear, this is no good. We'll just have to find another way out.
Tim : Just be careful WHICH one you choose.
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Graeme Garden : [pondering how to get out of the T-rex's innards] I wonder if I could get up its nose?
Bill : With the very greatest of ease, I should think! You get up mine, mate!
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Graeme Garden : [after he and Tim escape, he sees Bill's not with them] Bill! Bill!
Tim : Never mind him, let's go home!
Graeme Garden : [Splutters] But we can't just leave him! I mean, I know you don't like him...
Tim : That has got nothing to do with it! I was thinking of the insurance!