- Russell Norton: Hi, I'm Dave Thomas. I play the pharmacist.
- Rick Bradshaw: On this show?
- Russell Norton: Well, I wasn't on tonight.
- Rick Bradshaw: That's too bad.
- Russell Norton: Oh no, no, no. That was my call. You see, when I go on I tend to steal the focus. It's a bad habit I'm working to change. But my point is, when I see a new guy come on I don't have the heart to steal his thunder.
- Rick Bradshaw: That's very generous of you, Dave.
- Russell Norton: Yeah, well enough about me. Who did you say you are again?
- Rick Bradshaw: Alan Autry. I play "Rick".
- Russell Norton: Oh yeah, another new boyfriend for Grace.
- Rick Bradshaw: There have been others?
- Russell Norton: Yeah, a couple. You know, it's funny, the boyfriends come and go, but platonic friend Russell keeps cashing those paychecks. Cha-ching!. Cha-Ching! Cha-Ching!
- Rick Bradshaw: Well, I'm on for several episodes
- Russell Norton: Yeah, right, so were the others. You know, it's funny. Tom is it?
- Rick Bradshaw: Alan
- Russell Norton: Yeah, whatever, It doesn't really matter. It's been so difficult for me. There have been so many that I don't even bother committing the names to memory anymore.
- Rick Bradshaw: So what you're saying Dave, is that I shouldn't get too comfortable around here.
- Russell Norton: Let me put it this way. If I were you, I'd cancel the Miata, pretty boy.
- Rick Bradshaw: It was a Corvette. Excuse me, I've got to make a phone call.
- Grace Kelly: Hey Dave!
- Russell Norton: Oh, hey!
- Grace Kelly: So, did you like the show tonight?
- Russell Norton: Honestly, well, I thought you were great, but this new guy, I don't see it with you two.
- Grace Kelly: Really? I thought we had chemistry.
- Russell Norton: Well, you pulled it off, and brilliantly, I might add. The question is, do you want to carry that weight around every week? I mean, I just don't know.
- Grace Kelly: Wow! You know, you were right about all the others.
- Russell Norton: Well hey, who's your old platonic friend, huh?
- Grace Kelly: Thanks, Dave!
- Russell Norton: Cha-Ching!