- Colonel: [Grunts, Groans]
- [after puncing Ralph in stomach while wearing suit]
- Bill Maxwell: Kind of caught one there wrong, didn't you, Louis? Busted your paw, I hope.
- Colonel: How many people know of your visit down here?
- Bill Maxwell: Abbott, Costello, Laurel, Hardy, the Three Stooges and Howard Cosell - he knows.