The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

It's All Downhill from Here (1982)

Robert Culp: Bill Maxwell

Quotes 

• Bill Maxwell : [With emphasis]  Ralph, this is Robert Alan Kline.

  Ralph Hinkley : Bill, I don't care if the guy knows James Bond! He can at least be polite!

  Bill Maxwell : He *is* James Bond, Ralph. Can you get that? Now put a lid on it, before I wind up working in a parking lot.

• Ralph Hinkley : I get so angry Bill, these guys treat us like we're a couple of amateurs and we're the only two people up here that can crack this thing.

  Bill Maxwell : Yeah. C.I.A. stands for creeps in action. If they just open up with the info, we could crack this thing like an Easter egg.

• Bill Maxwell : I see you finally sprung for those sealskin booties you wanted, Ralph.

  Ralph Hinkley : Uh, they're not real sealskin, Bill. They're fake. Samantha, really. These are recycled fur.

  Bill Maxwell : Go great with the Jaguar anyhow.

  Samantha Brice : Jaguar? Ralph, you're not gonna get a jaguar coat, are you?

  Bill Maxwell : Uh, no, you don't wear it, honey. You drive it. It's a little red job, pass anything except a gas station.

  Ralph Hinkley : What? I love the color red.

  Bill Maxwell : It's your best color, Ralph.

• Bill Maxwell : That's hot wine. Come on. Don't they have something with some teeth in it?

  Pam Davidson : The body's a temple, Bill.

  Bill Maxwell : It is? Oh. Well, if I said a prayer, could I get some teeth in it?

• Bill Maxwell : Is that coffee that I smell? A cup of crank would really bring me back to life.

  Samantha Brice : Tea. I don't have coffee. It reverses spiritual polarization.

  Bill Maxwell : Oh, well, we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?