- Bill Maxwell: I saw that. You zapped the counselor, Ralph. Lady, you better keep an eye on your husband. There's no tellin' what he's gonna have you doin' next.
- Ralph Hinkley: Oh, come on, Bill! You're making me crazy with all this stuff. I mean, you give me a migraine. Honey, would you go out and get me some coffee, please?
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: Yeah. Sure.
- Bill Maxwell: Ralph, you did it again!
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: Ralph!
- Ralph Hinkley: What? What? I-I I just asked you very nicely to go get me a cup of coffee, and that's what you were gonna go do.
- Bill Maxwell: Ralph, that's a cheap shot. You have no business messing around with the mind of a sick man.
- Ralph Hinkley: Bill, you are not a sick man, and I'm not messing around with your mind. You're just... picking up on my vibes, that's all.
- Bill Maxwell: Gimme a break. Your "vibes." Next thing we know, you're gonna have me and the counselor wandering around here like a couple of cocker spaniels, bring you your slippers and the evening paper!
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: Yeah.
- Ralph Hinkley: You guys gimme a break? I'm not gonna abuse the power. You know me better than that.
- Nurse: [walks into room] Did you want cream and sugar in your coffee?
- Ralph Hinkley: No. Black is fine, thank you.
- [Bill and Pam look confused]
- Ralph Hinkley: Uh! Just thought vibes.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: What would Henry want to do with stealing plutonium?
- Ralph Hinkley: Well, it would substantiate what he predicted on his teleivison show. Fabulous publicity. Come on. Give me a break. It's what every candidate looks for, relies on heavily. Now, it's a prime example of abuse of power. I mean, you've seen it a million times.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: I'm sure. As a matter of fact, I'm married to it.
- Ralph Hinkley: Huh?
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: Knock off the innocent routine, Ralph. Look at you. You've been zapping me with your mind through this entire conversation. I think that's rotten.
- Ralph Hinkley: No, I haven't.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: No, you haven't. Yes, you have, Ralph! Look at me. I have made you lunch, gotten, mayonnaise, napkins. I've even cleaned a window for you. I don't remember wanting to do any of these things. I am just in a hurry to get out of here.
- Ralph Hinkley: Honey, it's not my fault.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: I know. It's... not your fault. Ralph, that's not what I wanted to say. I wanted to say that it is your fault. Will you just let me say that?
- Ralph Hinkley: Honey, you can say anything you want to say.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: No. I say what you want me to say.
- Ralph Hinkley: Honey, that's not true.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: No. It's not true. Ralph, stop it!
- Ralph Hinkley: I'm not doing anything!
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: Yes, you are.
- Ralph Hinkley: No, I'm not.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: No, you're not. RALPH!