The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

The Best Desk Scenario (1981)

Connie Sellecca: Pam Davidson

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• Ralph Hanley : I can go in there and vibe the place out, see what's going on.

  Bill Maxwell : Yeah, that's my scenario.

  Pam Davidson : It'd have to be when no one's around. Tonight, maybe. You wanna come along, Bill?

  Bill Maxwell : Well, I guess I can chug around the track one more time for the counselor.

  Pam Davidson : We'll have to take your car, Bill, though. They may know what I drive.

  Bill Maxwell : Ah, that's okay with me, but we're gonna have to wear our grubbies and push it.

  Ralph Hanley : Uh, we had an accident today. I blew up Bill's car.

  Pam Davidson : Bill's government issue car? That's three this year.

• Pam Davidson : No, this was gonna be my new office. All the junior partners have offices like this.

  Ralph Hanley : Gosh! This is beautiful, Pam. Absolutely beautiful. I don't believe it. Isn't this gorgeous, Bill?

  Bill Maxwell : They give an office like this to a kid? A girl? Come on, now, counselor, I wasn't born yesterday.

  Pam Davidson : No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill?

• Bill Maxwell : Not only do we bust your senior law partner, but his principle client, an underworld guy in Tucson. It's a major federal bust, it's mine! It's my bust! It shines like a diamond in the Maxwell package. All is forgiven.

  Ralph Hanley : Well, congratulations, Bill.

  Pam Davidson : Yeah, even though Ralph is the one who busted him.

  Bill Maxwell : Counselor, if I could wear those long johns, oh, you'd see who busts who!

  Ralph Hanley : Whom.

  Bill Maxwell : Huh?

  Ralph Hanley : Who busts whom, proper English.

  Pam Davidson : You sure?

  Ralph Hanley : Sort of.

• Bill Maxwell : What's the matter with him? I don't get this hostility, Ralph.

  Pam Davidson : I do. What happens to the suit?

  Ralph Hanley : Yeah.

  Bill Maxwell : Oh, that, well, uh... I just thought we pack up the old foot lockers, all three of us, and we head for Washington. There's where it's happening! There's more spies per capita than there are per capitas!